Festive Financial Strategist Gifts

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

Financial Christmas

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."