Festive Financier Gifts

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"I just got the sudden urge to open a Christmas Club account."

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Classic Emojis for sale.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Safe Christmas.

There IS a Santa Claus.

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Vendo Tree.

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."