Festive Finance Followers Pillows

"Sorry Santa we're over budget for 'meeting the dreams of young children' and we won't have funds for 'screams of delight' until 2026 at the earliest."

The day the stock market went UP.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

Financial Christmas

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

"A local retail survey shows holiday sales were flat...but the consumer cash meter hit an all-time high...while the holiday confidence index took a three-point dip."

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'