Festive Entrepreneur Pillows

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

My new policy is no more housecalls. However, Santa's Workshop gift stores will be franchised throughout the world.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Santa Claus donates blood.

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'