Festive Innovator Pillows

Vendo Tree.

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

Castaways at Christmas

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Frosting the Snowman

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Christmas Presents.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

C.P.A.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

Pinata Trophy

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"