Festivity Innovators Pillows

"Trick or treat, Mrs. Murphy! It's Darren from down the street!"

Frosting the Snowman

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Cheers

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Maypole

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Santa School.

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Vendo Tree.

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Turkey Owl

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Happy New Year

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Under New Management.

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Government warning in Santa's grotto

'I'm now thinking Easter...'

The wearin' of the Green

'Ho, ho, ho!'

Castaways at Christmas

'It's my first Thanksgiving!'

Rudolph vents. . . .