Festivity Innovators Pillows

"Trick or treat, Mrs. Murphy! It's Darren from down the street!"

Cheers

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Maypole

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Santa School.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Turkey Owl

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

Happy New Year

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

Under New Management.

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

The wearin' of the Green

'Ho, ho, ho!'

'I'm now thinking Easter...'

Government warning in Santa's grotto

'It's my first Thanksgiving!'

Castaways at Christmas

EASTER 2020