Festive Season Innovator Pillows

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'My Christmas bonus.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"The knees are the first to go."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

Under New Management.

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Castaways at Christmas

'Well done Mellisa. You've made a great spread for the office Christmas party.'

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

Christmas Family Gliders

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

'When I get back we'll find another low-paying, enormously demanding enterprise to throw ourselves into until next season.'

My new policy is no more housecalls. However, Santa's Workshop gift stores will be franchised throughout the world.

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

"Shipping presents is great, but I miss the milk and cookies."