Festive Season Innovator Prints

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Vendo Tree.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'My Christmas bonus.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"The knees are the first to go."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Under New Management.

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

Rudolph vents. . . .

Castaways at Christmas

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

'Well done Mellisa. You've made a great spread for the office Christmas party.'

Santa tweet

Christmas Family Gliders

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

My new policy is no more housecalls. However, Santa's Workshop gift stores will be franchised throughout the world.

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.