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'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

My new policy is no more housecalls. However, Santa's Workshop gift stores will be franchised throughout the world.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"Smile if you're guilty!"

Vendo Tree.

Santa Claus Always Delivers

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

The Bankrupts' Christmas Tree

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Santa Claus donates blood.