Quirky Office Dweller Mugs

"I thought it might make your writing more profound."

"And after the layoffs, we rented the empty desks to some business consultants."

A goldfish in the water cooler

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'You weren't here to say no.'

Computer Mouse.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"When you said this job was a breeze, I thought you mean easy."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Working from home.

Play Ball!

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

'The printer repair guy.'

'May I play through please?'

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

Circus

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.