Quirky Office Lover Mugs

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

I'd rather be at the office.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

Plumbing Company Executive

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!

Working from home.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'May I play through please?'

'The printer repair guy.'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

'Sorry Mr Bed-Bug, but I don't have any seedy hotel jobs available right now...'

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."