Quirky Office Lovers Mugs

Cat at desk, using mouse tail as a spike for filing papers

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Botox.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Working from home.

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'The printer repair guy.'

'Sorry Mr Bed-Bug, but I don't have any seedy hotel jobs available right now...'

Circus

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

'Candor is a plus.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

"Miss Banks, I'm going to need a hacksaw, some green glitter, and a flounder for my four o'clock."

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

'I got it at a leadership seminar. When you turn it over it moos.'

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

' Henderson.I told you to find me a mature secretary..If I'd wanted 'Lolita' I'd have asked for her ! '

Paper spike

'I can't complain. Last week they had me on martinis.'