Stress-busting Warrior Gifts

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"I feel your pain."

Took On Too Much

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Hot dog.

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

Costs and Blood Pressure

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

Heavy Data Load.

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Workaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'

"How long have you been multitasking?"

'Your department is running three weeks behind, Ferguson -- these heart attacks have got to stop!'

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."