Weathered Warrior T-Shirts

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"First break since 2008."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'