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'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'I really crammed last night.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Mod Kwan Doh

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You're too aggressive.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

Genius Bar

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Razed any good cities lately?'

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Shoo!"

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Pass It Down Economics...

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

Garbage Sale - Sunday

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

Hit Or Missler Gun

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

'- See you when we land, Simkins. I'm travelling First Class and I booked you economy, of course...'