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"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."

"To be honest, I'm just looking for positive role models in my life. After all, he's Genghis Khan, not Genghis Can't."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"He was a very good boy."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The Family Joules: Part 6

Why Superman flies himself

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'You're too aggressive.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Birth of a superhero

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

The Unknown Military Contractor

Monster chariot races

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Memo Mania