Warrior Enthusiasts Mugs

"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."

"To be honest, I'm just looking for positive role models in my life. After all, he's Genghis Khan, not Genghis Can't."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"He was a very good boy."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Why Superman flies himself

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'You're too aggressive.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

Birth of a superhero

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

The Unknown Military Contractor

Monster chariot races

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."