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Attila the Hun

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'You're too aggressive.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Mermaids

Loch Ness.

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"Shoo!"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

The 24/7 Samurai

Friendly Troll.

Condoleezza Rice

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Dragons were never out of style."

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

Genghis Khan

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

Ancient Greek Downsizing

"To be honest, I'm just looking for positive role models in my life. After all, he's Genghis Khan, not Genghis Can't."