Weather Whiner Gifts

"Hot, humid, cranky and very uncomfortable girl summer"

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Climate change

The Imperfect Storm

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Wind Energy

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

'Quick, open the back door!'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada