Weather Whisperers Gifts

A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...

Queen and Price Philip at home.

'Yes,dear-it's safe to leave the washing on the line and slip out to the shops before the nasty rain comes.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

I hate monday mornings.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

Clouds

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Wind Energy

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

Walking in the woods.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."