Rain Whisperers Gifts

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Polly txt speak

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Gardener attacked by plants.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Now it fits.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

Bonsai Exhibit

Clouds

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Hanukkah tree

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"I'll race you to the top."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."