Rain Whisperers Mugs

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Polly txt speak

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Gardener attacked by plants.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Now it fits.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Bonsai Exhibit

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

Clouds

Hanukkah tree

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"I'll race you to the top."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Wind Energy

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."