Forecast Whisperer Gifts

Managing the NHS budget

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Wolf Karaoke

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

I hate monday mornings.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Clouds

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Post Game Day Betting.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Wind Energy

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."