Forecast Whisperer Mugs

Managing the NHS budget

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Wolf Karaoke

I hate monday mornings.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Clouds

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Post Game Day Betting.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Wind Energy

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."