Forecaster Gifts

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"Great first quarter guys but I'm a little concerned about the future."

Ode to Woolly Bear.

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

70 chance of returning in 45 min.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

European currency on the edge.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Sunny with a chance of Helium

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."