Weather Forecasters Gifts

"The weather never changes here. You're fired."

"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."

Three people wait to be interviewed for the job of weather forcaster, only one of them realised that it might rain and brought an umberella.

"We know some people who tell lies...weather forecasters!!"

Quiz: Name the plan local authorities have for ridding streets of snow. . . Answer: Spring.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Natural Disasters

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man showing in the rain.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

A sure sign of rain

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Giant Snowflake.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"