Weather Forecasters Gifts

"The weather never changes here. You're fired."

Doing Something About the Weather

"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."

Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Santa Cruz. What's your problem? I feel like something wonderful is about to end. Excellent question. That reminds me of the time great, great, great, great, great Grandma Cohen was a weather forecaster in France. The year was 1812 ... A short Frenchman with a spit-curl summoned her to his chateau on the outskirts of Versailles. He said "Tell me, witch, how will the weather be in Russia this year?" She took offense to being called a witch, so after consulting her

Three people wait to be interviewed for the job of weather forcaster, only one of them realised that it might rain and brought an umberella.

"We know some people who tell lies...weather forecasters!!"

Quiz: Name the plan local authorities have for ridding streets of snow. . . Answer: Spring.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Captain in a storm

Natural Disasters

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man showing in the rain.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A sure sign of rain

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Giant Snowflake.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'