Weather Forecasting Gifts

'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Political bias in the weather channel

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'That's except for viewers in Scotland who have their own weather... '

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

"Now, the long running forecast for the coming Ashes series.. "

Let's talk about the weather.

"I bet if the Weather Service was privatized, they could finally do something about the weather."

"I want to be a meteorologist when I grow up. That way I can be wrong half the time and still keep my job."

Cloud Menopause

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Punxsutawney Phil says six more weeks of winter, everybody!'

"How can a TV station that has twice as many meteorologists as reporters still get the weather forecast wrong...?"

"This must be a really bad storm. That weatherman who's always outside is inside!"

"According to my weather app, we only have to wait here for another 6 weeks for snow."

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

"Alright, follow you EURO weather model. I'm sticking with the good old made-in-America GFS computer forecast!"

"I wasn't expecting overcast today."

Snow is on the way!

Extreme weather hits America.

'Ew, kid, we really can't take your 'bottom dollar'.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'The mist is clearing.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Robot looking at weather on a crystal ball on a computer screen.

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you!"

Your new downsized national weather service forecast:

"Now I know how Al Roker feels!"

"I wonder what the temperature is!"