Weather Forecasts Gifts

"We'll be naming the heatwave Derek, after my most difficult-to-manage child."

First Snow of the Season. . . 57th Snow of the Season

Weather bar

"Saturday will be sunny with gathering clouds of guilt from still not wanting to leave the house. Sunday will be a beautiful couch day with torrential cold rain."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Snow flake

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Good News about winter

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Raincloud Umbrella

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Man showing in the rain.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain