Weather Forecasts Pillows

"We'll be naming the heatwave Derek, after my most difficult-to-manage child."

First Snow of the Season. . . 57th Snow of the Season

Weather bar

"Saturday will be sunny with gathering clouds of guilt from still not wanting to leave the house. Sunday will be a beautiful couch day with torrential cold rain."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Snow flake

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Good News about winter

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

A sure sign of rain

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."