Weather Prediction Buff Pillows

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."