Weather Prediction Buff Gifts

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Budgetmageddon

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."