Weather Buffs Gifts

Meteorology Institute. And of course we use cloud-based storage for all our weather data.

'Sorry Noah to get you out of retirement but you nip down to Somerset and give it the old 1-2.'

Weather Forecast

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

The Reason for Storms

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'