Weather Buffs Gifts

'Sorry Noah to get you out of retirement but you nip down to Somerset and give it the old 1-2.'

Weather Forecast

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

A sure sign of rain

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

The Reason for Storms

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.