Weather Aficionados Gifts

"It's the hottest since records began."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Painting clouds

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Hurricane damage to trees

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Welcome to Scotland...