Weather Prediction Believer Gifts

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

What will happen in the world

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."