Weather Prophet Gifts

'Ew, kid, we really can't take your 'bottom dollar'.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Raincloud Umbrella

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

A sure sign of rain

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

The Reason for Storms

Weather today.

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Walken On Clouds

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

The original sundial.