Prophecy Gifts

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

I Told You So

Modern day doomsayer

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

End of World Time Out

"Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department."

"Nobody cares any more."

The End is Here/The End is Near

"He never was one for long shots."

Nostrildamus.

'It's hardly worth renewing our insurance policy, Arthur - this gentleman says the end of the world is in sight!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

The End is Ne...

'Yup, that sign has been in my family going on five generations.'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Like the new sign? Comes with a 10 year warranty!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

The Speculators

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'