Prophecies Gifts

The End is Near.

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Man celebrating the year 2000 gloats over Nostradamus's grave

The World Ends In 30 Days...21 Business Days

Prophetic Limbs.

'Okay, listen... if the world ends on December 21st, I'll pay you €100. If not, you'll pay me €100, deal?'

Judgment Day, May 21, 2012

The World Is Coming To A Complete Impasse.

"Maybe we better get the one-hour developing."

The End of the World is Nigh.

"Covid again!"

"He's working from home today."

"They never listen."

"I'll never forgive the Mayans for lying about 2012."

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

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'Your world is coming to an end...this message brought to you by your heart and lung assn.'

'...know it all Santa thought the world would end on the 21st of December.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.'

'This dynasty will never last.'

'If you haven't bought me a Christmas present, it really will end...'

'I TOLD you so! - I TOLD you so!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'I say we try it.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."