Prophets Gifts

Looking for a gift for a prophet? Our collection offers a blend of spiritual wisdom and light-hearted humor, perfect for inspiring or amusing those who provide guidance and insight. Whether it’s a fun mug, a witty t-shirt, or a decorative print, find something that resonates with their spiritual calling and sense of humor. Celebrate their role with a gift that speaks to their inspiring presence and unique profession.

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'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.'' mockup

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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Moses on the web

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"Black or white, Vicar?"

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"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'" mockup

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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Night-time halo

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'The meek shall inherit the Earth!' mockup

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!' mockup

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

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'First the dinosaurs, now this...' mockup

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

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Thou Shalt Not!

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'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!' mockup

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

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'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?' mockup

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!" mockup

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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Dogma

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'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

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"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!" mockup

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

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"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it." mockup

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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The ecumenical dinner party.

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Christian and Born again Christian... mockup

Christian and Born again Christian...

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Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.' mockup

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

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"That's the preacher's dog."

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"We missed you at church Sunday." mockup

"We missed you at church Sunday."

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work." mockup

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

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Prophets Gifts Collection

Prophets Mugs

Discover our range of prophetic-themed mugs—ideal for inspiring mornings or humorous gifts for prophets.

Prophets Pillows

Check out our pillows featuring prophetic designs—comfort and inspiration for any space.

Prophets Prints

Explore our inspirational prints—beautifully capturing the essence of the prophetic profession.

Prophets T-Shirts

Browse our selection of prophetic t-shirts—perfect for showcasing their profession with wit and wisdom.