Property Prophet Gifts

The Speculators

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Oh, I can't complain"

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Reverse Mortgage.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Love your feng shui!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Repossessions

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.