Property Prophet Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their space with pillows that highlight their property talents. Cozy and witty, these pillows are great for every creative space.

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The Speculators

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.' mockup

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

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"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it." mockup

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

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"Oh, I can't complain"

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Reverse Mortgage.

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.' mockup

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

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'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'This is why we can't have nice things... ' mockup

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

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'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?' mockup

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

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'Can we call a realtor now?!'

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'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.' mockup

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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"Love your feng shui!"

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Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture. mockup

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

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'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.' mockup

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

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"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company." mockup

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

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The End of the Property Boom is Nigh. mockup

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

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"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ." mockup

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

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Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.' mockup

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

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"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?" mockup

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

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"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills." mockup

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

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Repossessions

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"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money." mockup

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

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'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.' mockup

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid." mockup

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

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Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks. mockup

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

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"That's our projected sales."

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Property Prophet Pillows Collection

Property Prophet Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for property prophets—perfect for morning coffee or tea, packed with clever and inspiring phrases.

Property Prophet Prints

Find inspiring prints that capture the spirit of property visionaries—great for decorating offices or creative spaces.

Property Prophet T-Shirts

Check out our range of T-shirts that celebrate property visionaries—fun, stylish, and perfect for casual wear.