Tech Prophet Gifts

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Moses on the web

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

I think therefore I am.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"Love your feng shui!"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

The Speculators

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"