Cyber Prophet Gifts

Moses on the web

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Pie Filling Reader

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The Speculators

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

End of world nigh!!!

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

doom.com

A self-filling prophecy.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"The end of the world is nigh."

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

Sidewalk Prophet

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

'I'll need your username and password...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."