Cyber Prophet Gifts

Moses on the web

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Pie Filling Reader

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The Speculators

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

A self-filling prophecy.

doom.com

End of world nigh!!!

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Sidewalk Prophet

'I'll need your username and password...'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."