Cyber Mystic Gifts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

Moses on the web

Robotic Man

If Disney was a software company

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Seances of the future

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

Plugged In

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

S

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

'I'll need your username and password...'

"It's asking for your password."

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'New Religion'

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

Brainwashing