Cyber Mystic Gifts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

Moses on the web

Robotic Man

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Seances of the future

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Plugged In

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'I'll need your username and password...'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'New Religion'

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"It's asking for your password."

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

Brainwashing

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'