Prehistoric Prophet Gifts

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"And this is our media room."

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Cone of Shame.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Infographics: the early years.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'