Prehistoric Prophet Mugs

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"And this is our media room."

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.