Prophecy Believer Gifts

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"You're solemates!"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'I say we try it.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Not The Real Me

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Fortune teller sees impending doom

The end is near.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The End is Near.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

A self-filling prophecy.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."