Prophecy Follower Gifts

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Well, he certainly lived life everyday like it was his last."

Repent World Ends Tomorrow.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The End is Near.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

2012,end of the world advice.

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'