Weather Prophet T-Shirts

'Ew, kid, we really can't take your 'bottom dollar'.'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

A sure sign of rain

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

The Reason for Storms

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

Weather today.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Walken On Clouds

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

The End is Near.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

The original sundial.