Weather Skeptic Gifts

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

Hurricane damage to trees

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Welcome to Scotland...

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."