Weather Skeptic Gifts

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Welcome to Scotland...

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."