Weather Nerd Gifts

'Unseasonably warm again Sharon.'

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Walken On Clouds

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Office Weather

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Mother nature takes her course.

Why giraffes hate winter

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'